May 2013
64 posts
canadianslut:
*sprays febreze on your attitude*
“I’ve always been a very good judge of people. That’s why I like so few of them.”
– Donna Van Lier (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
a poem about bugs
pizza-butts:
if it can fly
it should die
it’s ridiculous how so much of your future depends on how successful you are as a teenager
piercethesleepingcarlile:
chxshire:
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
I think about this post a lot
friendlycloud:
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
lzbth:
college doesn’t fit into my busy schedule of watching bad sitcoms and waiting to die
lameborghini:
ive been annoyed ever since i was born
fancifullauren:
irishfangirlshipper:
dorkstrider:
why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets
It’s so they can sell us bags
buttsdotcom:
I need to lose 30 pounds in today
